Undertakings of a sacrilegious kind

"You know, being bi will give you more options. It's a lot more freedom." I said to myself one day, while I was munching on some cat fetuses.

Actually, it just gives you more options to be lonely.

So then I wielded a pair of scissors and stabbed at my hair until it fell off.

Also, my sinuses have been attacked by a giant snot beast and I feel JUST miserable. At least I got off work early...

and at least I have a brand new cardigan sweater to break in.

and at least I have the remastered version of Abbey Road to listen to later

and at least....