All hail the gods of paper and film!

Once upon a time there was a girl who spoke way too much. She was annoying to the other people in class because of her mouthiness. One day she was signing up to get an enlarger in the dark room at school and much to the dismay and annoyance of another student, she took enlarger #13. This enlarger happened to be the other girl's favorite enlarger of all! She was furious! But instead she took #28 and sauntered off into the darkness. Time had passed and finally the girl at #28, who was wearing a particularly cute outfit that day, had finished her prints and was packing up to leave. As she bent down to grab her bag, she noticed a box on the floor. It looked like a box for photo paper and curiously, she went to grab it. It was full. Excitedly, she made sure no one was looking and stuffed it into her bag. As she ran outside, she looked in the box and not only had she found a whole stack of 100 sheets of photo paper, but 2 rolls of 120 film as well! She decided that annoying loud girl wasn't so bad afterall. Okay, so yeah, she is still REALLY stupid and annoying, but thanks to her stupidness, she is now set with paper for the rest of the semester. "Thank you Gods of photography for this bountiful gift!" She cried. The End.


Part two: A rant.

Seriously, people with the unprofessional table outside of the photo building, why did you put a Hitler 'stache on Obama? Is it because he wants to kill Jews? Or is it because you idiots don't know anything about history at all? Because if you did, you would possibly know that Germany at the time of Hitler's uprising was in an EXTREME amount of debt and to be quite frank with you, he completely turned the economy of Germany around and made the country very prosperous and a lot more well off. Then of course, he maimed and slaughtered roughly 6 million innocent people, but (as impossible as it is) if we could turn our attention slightly away from that, he was a pretty smart guy about running a country. Soooo, I haven't seen any propaganda or anti-semitism from Obama yet, unless you guys know something I don't, that 'stache doesn't quite make any sense. Now, if it was a Stalin 'stache, THEN I'd understand...Stalin was a fucking dick. You poeple with the unprofessional looking table are uber-failures.

Part 3: Reason #1 for not getting married:
I was at work last night and (as I've seen many times in the past), there was this older looking married couple sitting at the table in a corner. They weren't speaking to eachother at all. Or even looking at eachother for that matter. As I peered behind my espresso fortress and watched them, they looked like the most depressed couple I've ever seen. It was sad. These people were trapped forever in the throes of responsibility and compromise and money issues and debt. I felt so bad for them.
They were people who I never ever ever ever hope to be in my life. Ever.

Part 4: Jesus love
cute asian girls with your acoustic guitar and your cute voices, no matter how cute you may be, it still doesn't convince me that God is real. What do you hope to achieve? Do you think people wake up one morning and on their way to school think, "Oh I think I feel like being converted to an organization based on fairy tales and greedy power today!"
I don't think so, cute asian girls, I don't think so.


Fin.